Posts Tagged ‘pighunt’

NEWS FLASH: Pig Hunts the Flu

Monday, May 4th, 2009

Our own Pig has decided to lend a hand to fight the H1N1 Flu that has been doing the rounds recently. Pig flew in recently after a successful stakeout at the NY airport. After getting the WHO to rename the flu as H1N1 flu rather than any other racial adjectives associated to it, Pig now has decided to take on the flu virus.

Pig has decided to stand outside major airports and start shooting people showing flu like symptoms. Pig calls this very similar to the culling approach adopted by humans when the Bird flu did the rounds. Recent studies seem to indicate that Humans are now infecting Pigs with the virus thus making it necessary for the Pig consider culling options of Human species infecting other humans as well as pigs.

Pigloo and myself have been asked to join the team. Last seen, Pigloo seemed all excited and was heard saying something about being in a Resident Evil video game.


A baby is born and it’s a…PIG!

Friday, March 27th, 2009

Finally the day that I and my Pighunt team were waiting for is here. The delivery happened today. Early in the morning. There were a few complications on the way. Small fixes here and there saved the day.I got the call…’Sir! Congrats, we have a Pig!’

Those were like the best words I heard in a long time. Your sweat and toil ends up in a result that you were expecting and that makes your day. The Pig wanted a Nano launch. So we gave a Nano launch on the day that the car Nano was launched in Mumbai. Ground-breaking events I say!

We will be looking forward to the support and love of people who know us, love us and those who will start knowing and falling in love with us very soon. I am so drunk on happiness that I cannot type anymore. Let the bubbles flow…I am the proud father of a Pig!

For the first glimpse of the cute Pig check - www.pighunt.in


Mama am Not coming Home now

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

 

 

The other day I missed out on Bccing our dear members while shooting the email, and I got a good thrashing from the team and even my best friend Pig didn’t forgive me for the small nuisance. He is annoyed..he doesn’t talk and above all Oink-Oink is keeping no stone unturned in aggravating the things (bole tho full garam masala).He suggested the Pig that Pigloo needs a break. So everyone suggested that I should go back home, take some rest and return refreshed.

 

 

The best part working with these people is you make a mistake and there you can start humming.. .’Mama am coming home!!!’ …as the very next day you are handed a return air ticket. I had planned a 15 days leave but these guys can’t see this poor chap having a great time so yesterday only I got a message “WE ARE READY”. But ready for holy frigging what!!! Guyz.. bring your ears close I will tell you a secret. But you must promise me that you will not leak this or else this time they will send me back and this time with no return.

 

 

So all of you have say this aloud, “BY GOD I wont tell any one”.  Ok Good…I hear you! Phew, now I feel secure. The inside scoop is that we are ready for a beta version launch and guess what a launch  it will be. Some of the most eminent personalities of the Bollywood industry including - SRK and Bachchan & family…are going to…going to what!!

 

 

Arre kuch nahi these people are phokatiyas (stingy misers)…Bollywood, they can’t even get Tolly, Molly or Polly Wood also. Actually, Oink-Oink Pig feel they are more famous than SRK and Bachchan.

 

Ohhh last call for Pigloo to board flight no. 666. Holy crap …out of so many flight numbers this was the only number these people can offer me.

 

 

Time to go guyz… do look for our much awaited launch on not the leading newspapers or channels but on your own computer screens. Ciao!


The Pig finds Pighunt

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009

And One day the Pig said, ‘I will hunt for a room in Pune’.

Pigloo exclaimed, ‘But you haven’t even got an admission yet, Pig!’

‘I know but I have to be prepared or I will never get a room in time’, said the Pig

‘He is correct’, agreed Oink-Oink. Oink-Oink agreed to everything Pig said and this infuriated Pigloo.

‘Abbe, what he is correct? Does he even know where and how to look? It is better he looks once he reaches Pune’, corrected Pigloo.

‘I will hunt at Pighunt.in’, announced the Pig proudly.

‘Pighunt.in’, exclaimed Pigloo and Oink-Oink together, ‘What is that? Your father made it kya?’ asked Pigloo

‘Pighunt.in is a new website that will help me find a room or roommates in Pune. It even allows me to find roommates who are in the same college I am joining’, said Pig confidently.

‘Yes that may work,’ agreed Oink-Oink

‘Oh yea! It will work you say. All pigs***…let us see if he manages to even get a broom, forget a room!’ said Pigloo defiantly.

Pig stormed out to find a cyber café. Pigloo watched him go and kept shaking his head, ‘Idiot!’

Oink-Oink sat wondering, ‘How did the Pig find a site called Pighunt.in? Isn’t that weird?’