As we feared!! The Humans are attacking!
*Source: Times of India_PuneEdition23June09
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Pig Chokes again!
Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 NEWS FLASH: Pig Hunts the Flu
Monday, May 4th, 2009Our own Pig has decided to lend a hand to fight the H1N1 Flu that has been doing the rounds recently. Pig flew in recently after a successful stakeout at the NY airport. After getting the WHO to rename the flu as H1N1 flu rather than any other racial adjectives associated to it, Pig now has decided to take on the flu virus.
Pig has decided to stand outside major airports and start shooting people showing flu like symptoms. Pig calls this very similar to the culling approach adopted by humans when the Bird flu did the rounds. Recent studies seem to indicate that Humans are now infecting Pigs with the virus thus making it necessary for the Pig consider culling options of Human species infecting other humans as well as pigs.
Pigloo and myself have been asked to join the team. Last seen, Pigloo seemed all excited and was heard saying something about being in a Resident Evil video game.
Pig Flew to fight ‘Swine’ Flu
Tuesday, April 28th, 2009
The Pig Flew coz of the Flu. Yes the Pig has flown to NY to register a protest against the Swine Flu. Pig feels that yet again everybody has tried to discriminate by refusing to call it Pig Flu. The Pig was very upset by the racist connotation (read Swine) when referring to this type of flu.
Pig is also planning to secretly visit relatives in Mexico to kick their butts for not taking a mudbath everyday. The importance of staying a squeaky pig is something that his relatives never understood. Pig is sure that this flu is a result of not taking a bath twice a day in the mud-pool next to the horse stable at the farm.
Pig is all the more hurt because when the hens had the same flu they called it a respectable ‘Bird flu’ and even Avian flu for the initiated rather than ‘Cock Flu‘. In order to protest against the usage of such derogatory terms and the gross discrimination against Pig’s own kind, Pig has decided to start a non-cooperation movement inspired by Mahatma Gandhi. As a part of this movement, all Pigs will refuse to turn themselves in to be made into Sausages, Salami, Ham or Bacon. In order to make this movement a success, Pig flew to NY. Last heard Pig was trying to get through immigration. I am sure I heard Pig call the guy at counter a swine!
A baby is born and it’s a…PIG!
Friday, March 27th, 2009Finally the day that I and my Pighunt team were waiting for is here. The delivery happened today. Early in the morning. There were a few complications on the way. Small fixes here and there saved the day.I got the call…’Sir! Congrats, we have a Pig!’
Those were like the best words I heard in a long time. Your sweat and toil ends up in a result that you were expecting and that makes your day. The Pig wanted a Nano launch. So we gave a Nano launch on the day that the car Nano was launched in Mumbai. Ground-breaking events I say!
We will be looking forward to the support and love of people who know us, love us and those who will start knowing and falling in love with us very soon. I am so drunk on happiness that I cannot type anymore. Let the bubbles flow…I am the proud father of a Pig!
For the first glimpse of the cute Pig check - www.pighunt.in
Pig Chokes#2
Wednesday, March 11th, 2009Q. What happened when the man stole a pig?
A. The pig squealed to the police.
Q. What does the little pig get every morning from his parents?
A. Hogs and kisses!
Q. What do you call a crafty pig?
A. CunningHam
Q. Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?
A. He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.
Q. What does a pig use to write his term papers with?
A. Pen and Oink!
Q. What do you call a pig with no legs?
A. A groundhog!
Q. Why didn’t the piglets listen to the teacher pig?
A. Because he was an old boar.
Pig Chokes#1
Tuesday, March 10th, 2009A pig goes into the Western Union. It goes up to the counter, picks up a slip, runs over to the table, grabs a pen in its mouth and starts writing.
After a couple of minutes, it picks up the slip and takes it back to the clerk at the counter. The clerk picks it up, reads it, “Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, stop.”
He looks at the pig, and says, “You know, you get 10 words for $3.50. You could add three more words to this.”
The pig looks at the clerk and says, “Well, I could, but it wouldn’t make much SENSE THEN, would it!“