Posts Tagged ‘flu’

NEWS FLASH: Pig Hunts the Flu

Monday, May 4th, 2009

Our own Pig has decided to lend a hand to fight the H1N1 Flu that has been doing the rounds recently. Pig flew in recently after a successful stakeout at the NY airport. After getting the WHO to rename the flu as H1N1 flu rather than any other racial adjectives associated to it, Pig now has decided to take on the flu virus.

Pig has decided to stand outside major airports and start shooting people showing flu like symptoms. Pig calls this very similar to the culling approach adopted by humans when the Bird flu did the rounds. Recent studies seem to indicate that Humans are now infecting Pigs with the virus thus making it necessary for the Pig consider culling options of Human species infecting other humans as well as pigs.

Pigloo and myself have been asked to join the team. Last seen, Pigloo seemed all excited and was heard saying something about being in a Resident Evil video game.


Pig Flew to fight ‘Swine’ Flu

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

PigfluThe Pig Flew coz of the Flu. Yes the Pig has flown to NY to register a protest against the Swine Flu. Pig feels that yet again everybody has tried to discriminate by refusing to call it Pig Flu. The Pig was very upset by the racist connotation (read Swine) when referring to this type of flu.

Pig is also planning to secretly visit relatives in Mexico to kick their butts for not taking a mudbath everyday. The importance of staying a squeaky pig is something that his relatives never understood. Pig is sure that this flu is a result of not taking a bath twice a day in the mud-pool next to the horse stable at the farm.

Pig is all the more hurt because when the hens had the same flu they called it a respectable ‘Bird flu’ and even Avian flu for the initiated rather than ‘Cock Flu‘. In order to protest against the usage of such derogatory terms and the gross discrimination against Pig’s own kind, Pig has decided to start a non-cooperation movement inspired by Mahatma Gandhi. As a part of this movement, all Pigs will refuse to turn themselves in to be made into Sausages, Salami, Ham or Bacon. In order to make this movement a success, Pig flew to NY. Last heard Pig was trying to get through immigration. I am sure I heard Pig call the guy at counter a swine!