The Pig Flew coz of the Flu. Yes the Pig has flown to NY to register a protest against the Swine Flu. Pig feels that yet again everybody has tried to discriminate by refusing to call it Pig Flu. The Pig was very upset by the racist connotation (read Swine) when referring to this type of flu.
Pig is also planning to secretly visit relatives in Mexico to kick their butts for not taking a mudbath everyday. The importance of staying a squeaky pig is something that his relatives never understood. Pig is sure that this flu is a result of not taking a bath twice a day in the mud-pool next to the horse stable at the farm.
Pig is all the more hurt because when the hens had the same flu they called it a respectable ‘Bird flu’ and even Avian flu for the initiated rather than ‘Cock Flu‘. In order to protest against the usage of such derogatory terms and the gross discrimination against Pig’s own kind, Pig has decided to start a non-cooperation movement inspired by Mahatma Gandhi. As a part of this movement, all Pigs will refuse to turn themselves in to be made into Sausages, Salami, Ham or Bacon. In order to make this movement a success, Pig flew to NY. Last heard Pig was trying to get through immigration. I am sure I heard Pig call the guy at counter a swine!
