Q. What happened when the man stole a pig?
A. The pig squealed to the police.
Q. What does the little pig get every morning from his parents?
A. Hogs and kisses!
Q. What do you call a crafty pig?
A. CunningHam
Q. Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?
A. He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.
Q. What does a pig use to write his term papers with?
A. Pen and Oink!
Q. What do you call a pig with no legs?
A. A groundhog!
Q. Why didn’t the piglets listen to the teacher pig?
A. Because he was an old boar.
