Q. What happened when the man stole a pig?

A. The pig squealed to the police.

Q. What does the little pig get every morning from his parents?

A. Hogs and kisses!

Q. What do you call a crafty pig?

A. CunningHam

Q. Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

A. He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

Q. What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

A. Pen and Oink!

Q. What do you call a pig with no legs?

A. A groundhog!

Q. Why didn’t the piglets listen to the teacher pig?

A. Because he was an old boar.

A pig goes into the Western Union. It goes up to the counter, picks up a slip, runs over to the table, grabs a pen in its mouth and starts writing.

After a couple of minutes, it picks up the slip and takes it back to the clerk at the counter. The clerk picks it up, reads it, “Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, stop.”

He looks at the pig, and says, “You know, you get 10 words for $3.50. You could add three more words to this.”

The pig looks at the clerk and says, “Well, I could, but it wouldn’t make much SENSE THEN, would it!“